Dear clouds,

Particularly clouds over Singapore, particularly clouds over Clementi area, particularly over Clementi Avenue 5, particularly over the jogging track, maybe you wouldn’t be raining tomorrow? Maybe you can let me know? So that if you are raining, maybe I wouldn’t need to set my alarm clock at 6am in the morning? Because, as you know, if I am awake, then I couldn’t go back to sleep. So maybe you can decide if you would be raining then, and then just drop me an email?

And if someone could invent a clock that switches off by itself when it is raining outside, that would be even better? Maybe a smarter clock that would ring ten minutes later if I would to visit the toilet in the middle of the night? Then it would be even, even better.

Yours faithfully,
Me